yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)
do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know
This made me realize how truly awesome Dewey was.
I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
Fucking quality post right here
I swear to God this shit made me fucking cry I laughed so hard LMAOOOOO
THE FUCK YOU WANT LARRY
pretty sure these are photos of me at work.
LMAO I found it again
Lmao still dying
at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”